Football Manager


a computer “game” about managing a football team that can suck the life out of a person. it is quite possibly the only game that can make you feel completely stressed out, p-ssed off angry like, and exceedingly happy at the same time.
mr. beans: “hmm… i think i’ll play an half an hour of football manager before bed.”

-20 hours later-

mr. beans: “oh, motherf-ck! i gotta get to work! …meh.” -continues playing-

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