football zombie
a person who is so obsessed with football that they tune out the rest of the world and become unresponsive to any unrelated stimuli. this occurs during the game itself, any news pertaining to football, or whenever they read about football. and any free time they have is spent immersing themselves in football.
my husband has turned into a football zombie. when sunday afternoon comes, i get no attention from him.
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