football


the greatest and most popular sport in history with more than 5 times the tv audience of the next most popular (cricket – every radio and tv in the sub-continent is permanently tuned to pakistan/india cricket matches – that’s a big audience).

only americans call it ‘soccer’ owing to their vast ignorance of what goes on outside their national boundaries and the misnomer which has them thinking than a corruption of rugby, with all the danger and most of the skill removed can also be called ‘football’.

‘the beautiful game’ can be played anywhere, on almost any surface, by any number of players, for almost any length of time. and is. there is no country on earth that doesn’t play. it has inspired more p-ssion, more courage and more excitement than any other sport in history and dwarfs everything else.
football is, without question, the defining sporting activity of the human race.

look guys its a real football

a real football is round ,see!!

the football used in aussie rules

try and tackle this

football in its best form

the football team of croatia

the kansas city chiefs, one of many football teams.

australian rules football

the real football

oooh so that explains it, moles prevented us from the european t-tle.

is it a bird? is it a plane? no! it’s an argentinian making a late dive!

football goal

football playa

the real game of football
when a girl is playing footsie with you, and her foot travels up to your crotch.
she was playing football with me all through dinner.
a name given to two different sports in which america and the rest of the world use to waste their lives away constantly arguing over which is better. honestly, i’m an american. and i love the game of american football. but notice how i haven’t said that i hate football (aka soccer). in fact, i love that sport, too. i just totally suck at it. haha. c’mon, be real ya’ll. both games are cool. even rugby too. it’s cool. i have no idea how to play it, but i enjoy trying. it’s all preference. for all ya’ll that say football is whack cause we wear padding, go ahead and say whatever the f-ck you want to say. that padding protects us so we can stay a little safer to enjoy the game a little longer. i don’t care if i don’t use it, i’ve tackled m-f-s twice my size without any padding on. the point i’m trying to make; all three games are great. they all require stratedgy, strength, speed, and endurance. so just shut the f-ck up, grab the ball that suits you, and play your d-mn game already. you got that? kay, just helping out. i’m just a 15yr old from a small town. yeah, yeah… what do i know? honestly? i know it’s f-cking pointless for ya’ll to fight over sports. so just save your sh-t for someone who’s still too much of a punk to simply enjoy a game of american football, football, or rugby. peace people! d-mn. haha.
(just writing to fill in this sh-t :p)
(d-mn, now i gotta write “football” too. there, ya happy you f-ckers?)
football – only the best d-mn sport ever. played with a round ball and feet. however, americans tend to mistake it for american football (which should truthfully be called tackleball for all that matters).
football – the only game you’ll ever need to know

“if you’re not a manc, you’re a w-nk!”
also known as the beautiful game. a real sport played with your feet and an actual round ball, hence the name football. this term should never be used to refer to our silly american game of putting on 30 pounds of armor and carrying a cone shaped piece of rubber while trying not to be touched by other guys. you’ll note the lack of definitions calling this silly game football. and there is a reason for that. some silly americans give us a bad name by not noticing what is going on in the rest of the world and don’t realize that there was already a real sport called football when we made up our game, but everyone else in the world knows whats up.
p.s. please, if you are american please stop saying the s word (s—-r)and saying that our american game is better than real football. if you are not american just know that not all of us are confused f-ggots.
football is the best and most popular sport in the world.

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