Footschlong
1.) a p-n-s equaling 12 inches.
2.) a unit of measurement equivalent to 12 inches.
3.) a p-n-s equal in size to either the owners feet, or their partners.
4.) a birth defect in which sufferers spontaneous develop full sets of male genitalia on their feet.
1 girl, i’m ‘onna tell you this but do not repeat it, ‘mmmkay? he drops ‘draws on me and this fine young man has a footschl-ng… yes girl! -head twitch- -snap- a footschl-ng.
2 girl, that’s nothing. tyrone, my baby daddy, my baby daddy, my baby daddy; has a double footschl-ng…
3 seriously, we were in the locker room and we check it! ted put his foot up on the bench and leaned it against it; it’s totally a footschl-ng.
4 what do you mean you don’t have socks that will fit me?! is there something you’re trying to say? sir? do you have a problem with my footschl-ng, sir?
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