Forbidden Porter
when a friendly male proceeds to forcfully stimulate your prostate with an open alcoholic beverage bottle.
“oh dear god! i got fp’d soo hard last night that my insides are shaped like a bottle of lucky lager”.
“check it out, stan just bottled my colon”
“my prostate smells a little bit like hops!!!”
“the forbidden porter is the rugby of mallardville”
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