force choke

an execution technique popularized by darth vader in star wars, in which darth vader (or another sith) uses the force to have one of his high-ranking officers strangle himself.
darth vader: – force choke s captain needa-

“apology accepted, captain needa.”
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a variation of the stranger in which one sits on one’s own hand until it goes numb and then uses said hand to m-st-rb-t-. it gives one the sensation that somebody else is using the force to stimulate one’s p-n-s.
from a deleted scene in a star wars movie:

yoda: “size matters not. look at me.”
-yoda exposes himself to luke-
yoda: “judge me by my size, do you?”
luke: “ugh, gross! put that thing away, master yoda.”
-the spirit of obi-wan comes to luke and speaks-
obi-wan: “use the force, luke.”
luke: “no way, i never agreed to this! i didn’t come here to force choke a muppet’s wrinkled and green p-n-s!”
obi-wan: “trust your feelings, luke”
-luke turns to yoda reluctantly and nods-
luke: “alright, i’ll give it a try.”
yoda: “no. try not. do…or do not. there is no try.”
-the scene fades to black just as luke begins to perform the unspeakable act-
to use the ability of the force to choke somebody, usually someone being a punk -ss without touching them.
sue was being a b-tch so i force choked that ho
force choking is to grab the back of a persons head and force it towards your p-n-s (hints force choke) while saying “force choke”. it is most fun when doing it to people you don’t know or people that dont know what it means.
jamie says an absolutly r-t-rded remark. i grab the back of her head and pull it to my croch while saying “force choke”.