Forced drinking
its the equivalent of face rape with alcohol. a large man (like a porridgeotemus) renders you helpless with a rear position choke hold, executed by one arm, whilst simultaneously pushing a full gl-ss (usually red wine) between your lips. he then tips the gl-ss at a c. 130 degree angle, giving only 2 options – drink or be wet.
porridgeotemus: hey buddy, fancy a gl-ss of wine?
man: no thanks porridgeotemus, i’m driving tonight
porridgeotemus: take that take that take that
man (choking violently): ohhhhh nooooo, i hate forced drinking
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