Ford Escort
a cheap, reliable, and gas efficient car produced by ford. while weighing less than a honda civic and having a bigger engine it still manages to be slow as h-ll and can get beat by almost anything. its pretty much a go-cart with a interior!
1.) dude i put $10 in my escort! that will last me half a month!
2.) my ford escort weighs 500 pounds less than your civic and has a bigger engine by .2 liters, and i just got a tune up! why did i lose the race?
3.) dude the go-cart place said for five more dollars than the ticket price, i would be allowed to take the escort onto the track, but then i would waste an extra five dollars and have no chance at winning.
a great first car for anyone (unless you are over 6’5″ or +300lbs). it is small, light, and reliable (insanely reliable). not to mention it will get over 20 mpg….running on only two cylinders (30+mpg when you have the spark plug wires on the correct cylinders). there aren’t millions of b-ttons and controls to be distracted by while driving.
the engine in my ford escort was running really rough one day when idling. when i drove the 45 minutes home i found out that two vacuum lines had finally popped off after 11 years.
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