a real american made complete bad-ss truck! when you hear the whistle and see the smoke you know you’ve been p-ssed by my powerstroke! it sounds like a plane and pulls like a train! all you gotta do is get one and you’ll finally understand what picking up chick’s is like! if you’re not into that you should probably go buy a duramax! there’s always a dude on the corner looking to get picked up.
hey joe wanna race your duramax against my ford f350? nah man i’m not looking to get caught with my shorts down for that guy on the corner!
- salty mike
a c-nt wagon used in ww1 for masturbating my uncle had a salty mike in his mouth.
a guy who always wears tank tops (even in peak winters) i met an oojin back in chicagos. he was shivering in the wind
- little legend
we had one dude in there who’d been in the taliban, and he was celebrated. he got caught because he fell asleep when he was supposed to be detonating a tank. he was waiting so long that he fell asleep, and the u.s. found him with this bomb in his hand and he said he […]
- relationship thing
when you are almost dating someone or talking to someone. it means lowkey dating. i heard ashley and harrison are a relationship thing because they’ve been talking a lot! they are so cute!