Ford Festiva
a kick–ss compact car that lasts forever, is cheap to maintain, and gets 40 mpg.
all my friends made fun of my ford festiva, until gas h-t $3 a gallon . . . then i was the one laughing.
the ford festiva was a subcompact car sold by the ford motor company in north america, asia and australasia, introduced in 1986 in j-pan. the car was manufactured by kia in south korea, which at the time was part-owned by ford. ultimately the vehicle was a piece of sh-t and was redesigned and renamed the aspire for the north american market. production of the festiva ran from 1986-1994, and production of the aspire ran from 1994-2001, although production range varies from market to market.
the only thing worse than driving a ford aspire is driving a ford festiva.
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