Ford Mustang

one of the ford motor company’s pride and joy, the mustang is well known for their cl-ssic years in the mid 1960s to the early 1970s. expierenced a lull in from that point until the early to mid 1990s when the car got back on the road to recovery.

although a prime example of american muscle, the mustang was also popular as a mid-powered cruiser.
“ah, sh-t! it’s the fuzz! lucky for us, we’re in a mustang! floor it, louie!”
a very fast american car unlike little cr-p hondas and acura’s
honda owner:look at that mustang he’s goin 80 maybe we should race him.
mustang owner:suck my big d-ck little honda you can’t never ever eva eva eva step up biiiiiitch.hahaha nods head- at honda
fords number 1 performance car that has a huge variety of upgrades making it a fun and simple car to make extremely fast. a properly upgraded gt could smoke a chevy corvette.
when im done my ford mustang it will be sick, it will have shorty headers, off road mid pipes, paxton supercharger, 70mm throttle body, edelbrock intake, 3:73:1 gears and much more to list.
the best car ford has made. first manufactured in late 1964. millions flocked to the showrooms, and dealers had to put them on lifts to keep them from getting damaged.made ford so much profit, chevy scrambled to make the camaro to compete with it. could be a economy car, with an economical base 6- cylinder engine, a mid-priced v-8 fastback, or a drag racing, 450 horse shelby gt-500. ford turned it into an old ladies car in the late 70’s, but in the 90’s, they brought back the performance side of the mustang.
did you know engineers designed an independent rear suspension for the
ford mustang,but ford was too
cheap to put it on higher models?
a car that was originally made for the female secretary so she could have an affordable sports car. so yes, deny it all you want but it’s a girl’s car. the men that decide to drive these cars like to pull up to other cars (usually what they call”ricers”) or any other cars that are obviously slower than them and rev their engines and try to race them. it makes no since why they think they have to race slower cars, but it’s probably because they’re too scared to race anyone that could beat them.
2 guys in ford mustang: “pull up next to that 4 cylinder honda civic (not tricked out or anything) and let’s race them!”

–pulls up and the driver of the honda civic ends up being a young chick or an elderly woman–

–guys in the mustang peel out when the light turns green and take off down the road looking stupid–
a vehicle i own which i would race for slips against any of the f-cksticks above who probably drive hondas with little neon lights
“i know your mustang just kicked the holy h-ll out of my neat little tuner, but i need a car.”
“sorry -sswipe, take the bus.”
an american cl-ssic muscle car that has been around since its smash-hit popularity in the 60’s, the mustang is the pride of ford’s entire line-up. ford mustangs used to be popular among guys, but over recent years, it has come to the appeal of many teenage girls across america, and now the mustang is just a little b-tchy chick car since every 16 year old girl (and up) thinks they are cool as sh-t if they have a flashy car that everybody likes, even though probably 95% of girls that drive a mustang don’t even know the first thing about what is under the hood besides an engine, and not even how big the engine is. most girls will just buy the basic v6 version of the mustang, because as mentioned earlier, the only important thing is that the girl has a mustang. it is very rare that you will see a girl driving her own mustang gt.

bottom line is that girls should stick to volkswagen beetles and pt cruisers and all the other chick cars out there. the mustang has always been and should be owned by the guy population, and it is a guy car. don’t spoil it
girl: “come on girls! lets roll to the mall in my new ford mustang! we’ll be cruisin’ in style!”

– 2 guys drive by in a chevy camaro ss –

guy 1: “d-mn did you just hear that girl? she has a mustang and shes treating it like it is a part of fashion”

guy 2: “yeah its a shame that such a great car has become a car for chicks to be posers with now.”