Forecasterbate
to m-st-rb-t- to the baseball forecaster’s preseason projects and/or ron shandler’s visage on the back cover. the springtime equivalent of rosterbation.
the kenley jansen page of the baseball forecaster was stuck together after zach forecasterbated with that page open all winter long.
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