Foreskin Gummibears


gummibears that taste like foreskin. foreskin gummibears include, but are by no means limited to, all the “original” colours of gummibears, as well as stale gummibears and those that have literally been smothered by foreskin. it is a common misconception to believe that the foreskinish taste comes from the wax coating the bear. however, it has been proven on many occasions that all gummibears taste like foreskin, and to an extent, p-n-s cheese.
“sh-t! these gummibears taste like foreskin!”
“gummibears and p-n-s cheese taste the same. it’s a scientific fact.”

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