Foreskin Hat


the way hipsters wear their beanies only on the crowns of their skulls, because the act of keeping your head warm is too mainstream. usually these people are between 18-30 years old and hang around sh-tty jazz clubs, hole-in-the-wall coffee houses, or goodwills.
i can respect the guy that doesn’t wear his winter gear correctly in -20 degree weather. i guess staying healthy without illness is too mainstream. the way they are wearing their foreskin hat makes them look like a gigantic p-n-s. wait, that’s already how they act. next time you see a person like this, don’t get angry, don’t give them a mean look, just chuckle at them.

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