Forest Bride



a man or woman that has been taken as a mate by a large woodland creature (such as a bear), hermit, or mythical forest-dwelling creature, typically against that person’s will.
“your husband appears to be traveling with the bear. either as hostage or as what we call a “forest bride.”
the term originated during ww2. if you were being hunted by your government or hunted during war tine, your s-xual partner would be considered your “forest bride”.
jew1: “who you sh-ggin’ bro?”

jew2: “i got myself a forest bride, cause hitler’s chasing me”

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