a man or woman that has been taken as a mate by a large woodland creature (such as a bear), hermit, or mythical forest-dwelling creature, typically against that person’s will.
“your husband appears to be traveling with the bear. either as hostage or as what we call a “forest bride.”
the term originated during ww2. if you were being hunted by your government or hunted during war tine, your s-xual partner would be considered your “forest bride”.
jew1: “who you sh-ggin’ bro?”
jew2: “i got myself a forest bride, cause hitler’s chasing me”
noun. a neurological disorder marked by sudden, recurrent, and uncontrollable episodes of sharply critical, cutting, or snide commentary. pay no attention to her, its her snarkilepsy that makes her say such things.
- weed welfare
when you’re so poor you can’t even afford your own weed! we be on that weed welfare! via giphy
when you and your significant other have designated sides on a shared bed and the other person tresp-sses onto your side while sleeping thus causing you to wake up or to have to attempt sleep in an uncomfortable position. i would have gotten a better night’s sleep if daniel would stop restp-ssing all night!
when you have to sh-t so bad that you forget everything in life and get put into a trance. “yo man can’t talk right now i’m in a shrance!”
- armstrong's law
armstrong’s law describes the phenomenon observed when discussions between americans and non americans about a variety of topics, where it become apparent america is not the greatest at said topic, the likelihood of the american to arbitrarily bring up the us moon landings as a non sequitur increases dramatically. mathematically, armstrong’s law is defined as […]