Foret
pr-nounced (for-ay). standard unit of measurement used for approximating the difference between actual odometer speed and legal speed limit on roadways. this unit possesses a factor of 11 miles/hour and is only applied when actual speed limit is greater than legal speed limit.
for instance, if john was driving his automobile 81 miles/hour on interstate 10, which has a legal speed limit of 70 miles/hour, he would be traveling 1 foret.
81 m/hr – 70 m/hr = 11 m/hr = 1 foret
another example, if jane was traveling at 38 miles/hour on an elementary school property, which has a legal speed limit of 5 miles/hour, she will be traveling 3 forets.
38 m/hr – 5 m/hr = 33 m/hr = 3 forets
jane is going to jail.
andy: man… i got a speeding ticket…
wilbert: really? where at?
andy: on i-610. i was only going 2 forets.
wilbert: 82 mph! dude, cops around here pull you over for going 61 in a 60! you know better.
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