forfeit kitten
a female member of a co-ed sports team that is not particularly skilled, but is necessary to fulfill the minimum required number of females on the field so the team will not have to forfeit the match.
“henrietta hasn’t played soccer before, she’s the ‘forfeit kitten’ today…but who cares if she can’t play, at least she looks d-mn hot in those knee socks and shin guards…”
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