Fork in the Pee
the moment when a guy starts peeing, two (or more) paths of urine come out of a dude’s p-n-s, until finally rejoining into one path as a result of a urine elixer.
guy: i had to pee so bad, but i had a fork in the pee and went on the floor.
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