fork it over


to hand something off to another person, usually used when an item is being confiscated or something is owed.
you: “what seems to be the problem, officer?”
cop: “speeding, you idiot!”
you: “i don’t think so, i was going the speed limit.”
cop: “yeah…um…well…that box of krispy kremes! you have drugs in there, don’t you?”
you: “uh…no.”
cop: “stop being a smart-ss! fork it over!”
(cop ravenously scarfs down all 12 donuts)
cop: “nope, no drugs. sorry to bother you. have a nice day.”
(cop pulls into dunkin’ donuts for a second helping)

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