Fork Theory
the act of making stool so m-ssive, so so gargantuin that you come to the conclusion that the toilets plumbing system is going to clog. so in fear of overflowing you take a fork ( plastic preferably for easy disposal ) and break down the feces to small managable pieces so the threat of clogging is no longer an issue.
-while staring down the toilet- “wow, that spicey burrito was horrible idea, i may have to stoop to the fork theory!”
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