Forklift Special
a fat chick eg she would need a forklift to carry her around.
did you snog that forklift special again last night?
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the act of tickling the head of one’s p-n-s. hey babe, want to do some c-ckeling ? hey hot piece, want to c-ckle ?
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when a girl takes a man’s p-n-s and sings into it, pretending it’s a microphone. “i’m in the mood for some c-ckioke, any song requests?” “i was singing my heart out at c-ckioke last night”