Forklift Tune-Up


when a piece of equipment is not fixable or is a piece of sh-t and the only logical thing to do with it is repeatedly crush it with a forklift.
“this chainsaw is not worth fixing” says joe. “well, give it a forklift tune-up” replies daryl.

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