Forkplay
forkplay is when, instead of having s-x, you sit in the kitchen in your pajamas and eat everything. alone.
herp: man, i had such a wild weekend. went to the craziest party and i got six girls’ numbers. what did you do this weekend?
derp: oh, you know, just a little forkplay action.
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