Forrest gumped


a way of making it through a situation successfully through sheer dumb luck.
he really forrest gumped his way into that job.
to shoot someone in the b-tt
1. “i got shot in the b-ttocks”

2. gamer 1: i totally forrest gumped that guy

gamer 2: dude, niceeee.
the term forrest gumped refers to a specific level of intoxication or being f-cked up, usually from a mixture of alcohol and tree. one would most likely have to go to extreme lengths to achieve this form of f-ckedupness, but…nothings impossible.
josh: “yo you see foster last night

handle: “yea he was totally forrest gumped

josh: “haha yea”

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