Forrest

although commonly thought to be derived from the english word ‘forest’ which is a “large woody area,” it is actually the reverse. it was a name, ‘forrest’, first with an ancient greek translation of “large p-n-s.” when looking for a name for a “large woody area,” the english adapted what they already knew had “large wood,” to the slightly altered spelling, ‘forest.’

basically, forrest is a name for a person with a huge d-ck.
– “wow, that guy was hung like a forrest!”

– “wanna go out?” “no.” “let me rephrase that, my name is forrest, you wanna go out?” “h-ll yes!”
an honest guy who is very hard to get.( tall, dark, and handsome)
man, forrest is hard to get, he’s been asked out so many times!
a person who makes you feel like everything in the world is perfect just because you’re sitting next to him.

a guy who knows you better than anyone.

someone worth loving.
“who’s that guy opening doors for everyone?”
oh, that’s just forrest. he’s amazing.
a kind man that is very helpful to the people around him. gets along with many girls because he is also a person with a huge p-n-s.
forrest: here, let me carry your books for you.

nicole: oh thank you, but i am in ever debt after what you gave to me last night!
the name forrest means…he’s the sweetest guy you will ever meet. he’s cute, smart, funny, understanding, in general just amazing. he’ll make you feel like your his world whenever you talk to him. he always makes you smile and laugh, even in your worst moods. you could sit on the phone for hours with him and not say a word but never get bored. he’ll tell you ‘i love you’ whenever you need to hear it the most. he wont let anyone get in the way of his feelings. he doesn’t let people bother him. he brings out the best in you and makes you feel amazing in every way possible. he’s there for you no matter what. he is willing you give you the world.
this guy is the most amazing guy on the planet, his name is forrest.
a wonderful guy who will always be there to comfort you. he will never stop telling you how much he loves you, especially when you need to hear it most. a forrest is someone tall, with adorable gl-sses and with a tiny freckle right below his lips. he laughs harder than anyone else, and is extremely lovable. forrest would never hurt you because he’s the sweetest kid alive.
me: woah how are you so fantastic??
forrest: that’s just how i am. want a back m-ssage?
get over it, move on with your life, what is done is done, shut the h-ll/f-ck up, save the drama for yo mamma, no, she isnt, shes not, innocent person murdered, you are racist, you are the stupid one, suck/eat d-ck, some peoples children, who the h-ll does that, wash yo -ss and yo mouth, eat sh-t, you dirty…good riddance
b-tch for rest already!