Forsythe
a person whose face is paralyzed on one side. this is most noticeable when the forsythed person smiles, and only one side of their mouth goes up.
often caused by a stroke or untreated ear infections.
also related:
forsythed, forsyther
is that person wasted or are they just a forsythe?
the act of fornication or any attempted s-x act.
did you forsythe last night with crystal?
that forsythe was the best forsythe of my life!
1. similar to the shocker, although, while sucking a guy off, inserting your fist into his -n-s, and wiggling your fingers around for hightened pleasure.
“last night coreys mom gave me an awesome forsythe, she got a huge load on her face”
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