Fort Couch
humorously called the place where national guard or reserve military personnel go after initial training whereas active duty armed service members will be -ssigned to a permanent duty station, or base. reserve and national guard get to go home after training and only have additional training once a month and two weeks out of the summer. they have the chance to be lazy at “fort couch” until duty calls.
private smith: i got my orders to go fort benning. have you gotten yours?
private osborn: oh, i am already -ssigned to a unit. i am reserve.
private smith: fort couch, huh?
private osborn: haha h-ll yeah, man!
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