fort loramie
a town where stumpy fat people come from, aka hill jack’s. they only listen to country and drink insane amounts of beer. also they host the largest hill jack concert every year in july, country concert, more “white trash” babies are conceived her in five days then any nascar/ trans am back seat in the past 20 years.
while visiting fort loramie i heard the biography of dale earnhardt 5 times from 100 different people, all were named john and they were all born in the same week in april.
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