Fort McNewfie


the town of fort mcmurray. named mcnewfie because it has been overrun with the genectically challenged migrant workers from the easter province of newfoundland.
this f-cking town isn’t even part of alberta anymore look at all the godd-mn newfies. better sign up for a labotomy if were gonna stay. they should rename it fort mcnewfie!

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