Fortard
someone who creates an alternate meaning for a word so he can use it on facebook
scott created a new word so he wouldn’t offend coworkers. what a fortard.
the same meaning as r-t-rd yet used in public to make fun of people without offending those who are sensitive to the use of the word r-t-rd
“did you see what joe was wearing at the pub last night? what a fortard.”
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