fortification
often confused with medieval castles and military forts, fortification is actually a lifestyle choice. fortifiers ingest large amounts of -sszucchini, dingleberries, brown asparagus, and other -ssorted rear-end vegetables. based on the controversial diet section of corny v. b-ttstache’s sensationalizing book, “brown greens,” it advocates the practice of slowing.
i always find myself in a state of fortification.
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