fortifucked
when your local firewall at work/school(fortiguard is a favorite) block all you favorite sites. i.e. facebook, youtube, p-rn….
yeah we tried lookin up this epic video but we got fortif-cked!
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this italian cl-ssic ham is made from whole trimmed pork b-tts, hand rolled in crushed red pepper, paprika and other italian spices, then naturally smoked for a delightful taste sensation. i think a capicolla sub would be good for lunch.
- mongolled
a state of inhibriation, as a result of a) drinking too much, b) smoking too much marijuana, c) drinking and smoking too much “my god, that purply greeny has completely mongollised me!” “rich is utterly mongolled”
- for time
a long while since something was last the case. “wow, this placed has changed. i haven’t been here for time”. when you havent seen/done/been to somewhere/something/someone for a while i haven’t worn these trainers for time
- mongze
a typo of the word “omg”. word created by the famous catlin aka ember. mongze i got to go work you jason
- monkey mitt
to abuse, misuse, overuse, destroy, or handle carelessly overuse: “who the h-ll keeps monkey mitting all the d-mn toilet paper?” mishandle: “quit monkey mitting sh-t before you break something!” abuse/destroy: “that b-tch was monkey mitting the remote and now i have to walk to the d-mn tv!” an alternative format for playing edward forty hands […]