fortminute
a fortminute is a measure of time dervived from the use of fortnight. a fortminute is roughly fifteen regular minutes.
sir, could i pardon you for the time?
of course lad. it’s a fortminute till 5.
righto!
the time that it takes a toddler to undo everything you just spent hours doing.
the time that it takes a toddler to find your “quiet place”.
i just spend all day picking up the house and ben took a fortminute to destroy it all!
if ben was a navy seal, he would have found bin laden in a fortminute and this war would have been over years ago!
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