fotchling


animal version of a foundling less commonly found in doorways like their human counterparts, fotchlings are usually found on roadsides, in alleys and at the bottom of rivers weighted down with rocks.
did you get your new one eyed puppy from the rspca ?

no it’s a fotchling i found outside the pub.

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