fouched
1. an amalgamation of “fondled on a couch.” taken advantage of or molested whilst occupying a couch, sofa, chaise lounge, or recliner (etc.) often occurring while the victim is in a lowered state of mind (drugged, sleepy, bored, etc.)
marcus: i heard marty got fouched last week.
roger: yeah, that’s why he hasn’t been at school, they sent him to social services.
marcus: d-mn, that’s messed up. right there on the couch?
roger: yeah, it was his uncle, he slipped ghb into his soda and fouched him while he was watching total recall.
marcus: gnarly…”
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