Fougar
an older woman who goes after younger men (cougar), but happens to be f-cking ugly.
brian: dude, what do you think of marie? i think she wants you.
ryan: no way man, she’s a total fougar!
ugly f-cking s-x old young
an older woman (cougar) who stalks younger men primarily through facebook in order to get laid.
ms. stevens poked john last night — in more ways than one! man, that woman is such a fougar.
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