foul out
to be the last person romantically involved with someone before they “come out of the closet”. as “striking out” is to be shut down, and happens quite often; fouling out, or turning someone h-m-s-xual is far less frequent, just as in baseball.
“did you hear that stephen is gay?”
“that means melissa fouled out twice!”
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