fountain of Florence
the unique ability of certain women gifted with powerful kegel (p-ssy) muscles to suck bath water into their v-g-n-l vault and squirt it out in a fountain-like manner.
i watched this one ole girl do a fountain of florence.she squirted from the tub into the toilet…..a distance of four feet.
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