fountain pen
a pen used for serious mother f-cking f-ggots
hey jack, can i borrow a fountain pen? (implying he is a huge f-ggot)
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old fashioned yet way superior way to write. if used properly, they can be made to write with different thicknesses and consistencies, and they require little pressure to write. how can you not like a pen you have control over that doesn’t give you arthritis?
wow, that chick in cl-ss writing with the fountain pen has style!
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