fountie


a portmanteau of f-ckin’ and mountie. a derogatory term used for any maple syrup loving canuck that thinks they should have won gold in vancouver.
matt: “you see the crosby pr-ck score that lucky goal?”

dave: “f-ckin fountie”

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