four f’s
the four bases in a relationship. they all just happen to start with f.
french, feel, finger, f-ck.
we got to third base on the first night!
1.} french
2.) feel
3.) finger
4.) f-ck
malcom: dude! me and tracey got to the fourth f of the four f’s last night!!
liam: dudee! you lucky son of a b-tch!
four f method-find ’em, feel ’em, f-ck ’em, and forget about ’em
man i’m h-rny, i just wanna fourf every woman on the planet now.
the four f’s
1)find em
2)flirt with em
3)f-ck em
4)forget em
the guys did all four fs to her and now she’s getting talked about.
a guideline for certain male/female relationships. “find her, feel her, f-ck her, forget her.” simple conduct. very easy to use. very gratifying.
“did you ‘four f’ her?” “remember to use the ‘four f’s’, children!” “he ‘four f’d’ her last night.”
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