Four Poster Bed
four poster bed
a bed with four vertical columns, one in each corner.
the columns support a tester, which usually holds up a set of curtains, however, in this day and age of double glazing and other insulation methods, the curtains aren’t needed.
a four poster bed is very similar to a canopy bed.
buying a four poster bed for your bedroom is the first step in transforming your room into a palace of love.
in which your new four poster will be used primarily for the art of making love, preferably to a gorgeous indian chick, but that part doesn’t matter.
and is dependant on whether you are a male or female reading this, whatever floats your boat.
c: within my new indian girlfriend’s palace of love was a magnificent four poster bed, lined with the softest most sensual luxurious silks, coloured in a s-xy deep red.
d: sweet raptor jesus just the sound of the bed is making me h-rny…
c: we proceeded to make sweet love on it, she pretty much emptied my b-lls of all their love juice. after we cuddled and she whispered sweet nothings possibly in hindi until i fell asleep.
when i woke up i was sticky and naked
d: i think you missed something fun.
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