fourth and goal describes a situation in which a s*xually aroused male is on the verge of bagging a female from the bar (or other social establishment), but the establishment is closing very soon. this “make it or break it moment” can be characterized by high levels of anxiety and urgency. the male must act quickly to seal the deal before the clock runs out or risk going home alone to w*nk it.
jeff: “hey did you see sean before we left the bar last night?
greg: “yeah, he was at fourth and goal with some skeezer right before the bar closed. i’m guessing he took her home to talk business.”
- explosive bl**dy diarrhea
when you go the the bathroom and have to p**p so bad you have juice coming out and goes onto the ceiling in the room you’re in and the next room. after you are done you have to get the room service in the hotel to help you clean up the diarrhea juice and there […]
1.a total dumb*ss at the stupidest times 2. a complete r*t*rded kid who will be homeless in the future. man jack was such a lathusan yesterday man!
(aka’ cyanide and happiness) is we’re webcomic writers come to do sh*tty stick figures of people doing bad puns or dark joke that are sill some how funny as h*ll but is highly obscures but the youtube change is booming. steve: have seen today’s explosm.net tom: no
- the alphabet challenge
an oral s*x challenge. your girl puts your d*ck in her mouth and says the alphabet. if she can get through the whole alphabet without choking, ya d*ck’s too small suzy put ronnie’s d*ck in her mouth and took the alphabet challenge. she got from a-z talking normally. they both lose lol