fox skin beermat
(british) a closely shaved and somewhat tangy tasting sn-tch.
not perfectly smooth, but rough to the touch like fox skin and tasting like a stale beermat.
dude 1: “did you go down on your new girlfriend last night dawg?”
dude 2: “yeah. not bad, but seemed like i was tonguing a fox skin beermat.”
dude 1: “way to go!”
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