foxboro

“a drinking town with a football problem.” best known as the location of gillette stadium, home of the new england patriots. typical, boring m-ssachusetts town in which activities always involve alcohol, drugs, s-x, or a combination of all three. biggest rival being mansfield: they may be able to beat us in football on thanksgiving, but we can drink them under the table any day.
it’s foxboro founder’s day! what should we do?
nah kid, its pounder’s day! let’s get sh-t-faced and stoned!
alright, then we can drive past the popos, and they won’t notice.
f-ck yeah!
foxboro, m-ssachusetts is a small, clean town with a population made up of 99% football players and cheerleaders. if you do not play at least 3 sports, you will not be accepted socially. the children here will make your life a living h-ll. every girl has slept with at least half of each grade in the high school. going to foxborough high school can cause ptsd and/or clinical depression. holden caulfield would rather kill himself.
foxborou child 1: yo dudeguybro theas a football game goin on tonight you down?
foxboro child 2: yea man but only if im hammad, like my fake boston accent?
foxboro child 3: yea and theas gunna be wicked hawt girlz thea too we can get them drunk an totally get with them doodbro
foxboro child 4: yea dood and everyone who doesnt play a sport we automatically that they cut their wrists
a (sometimes) kick–ss town that has gillette stadium. is known for its football and drinking, and there are a couple of girls that really know how to give d-mn good head. the others kinda just suck at it. couple pregnant twelve year olds.. and some now-juniors that tend to stick things (vodka bottles) up their v-g-n-s, who really need to learn how to recycle.
dude, were you at the pep rally??

yeahh. those foxboro girls should’ve recycled…
a smallish town in m-ssachusetts, roughly halfway between boston and providence. home of the new england patriots football franchise. the bedrock of the town’s population are families that fled there from various irish neighborhoods ahead of the busing crisis and -ssorted other encounters with people duskier than themselves. before wwii, the population was split between yankee protestants and irish immigrants who came to work in factories. recently, foxboro has become a bedroom community for yuppies, who decided that the “urban” part of their description isn’t any fun anymore once they realized that meant little madison and adin would have to go to school with tamika and juan. the things these population elements have in common is parochialism, small-mindedness and virulent racism, all of which are prominent in foxboro’s character.
one of foxboro’s neighboring towns, sharon, is largely jewish. when their teams play foxboro’s, they are oftentimes subject to anti-semitic har-ssment, getting pelted with pennies, swastikas sprayed on the court, etc. etc.