fozzie moopet


an ungodly s-x act that involves rubbing dead animal skins (usually domestic pets) on someones body in order to slowly degrade their skin and sense of self worth. is best performed when all partic-p-nts are watching the muppets. the dark crystal is also acceptable
i just had a fozzie moopet. i hate my life now because i spend so much time at my dermatologist’s office.

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