fozzie
an oath of a being that can create wild stories from anything, a fozzie can talk for hours about past experiences that everyone else forgot about years ago. a fozzie has an abnormally good imagination and injects a lot of hyperbole into his tales, often leaving the listeners wondering how much of his tale was actually true.
that story was a load of fozzie
a feral australian. usually this australian will wear board shorts and thongs while styling their hair in a ‘surfer’ manner. they are generally feral and come from the lower society.
bob: ‘hey look! there’s a fozzie on the beach’
john: ‘fozzie mate’
fozzie: ‘shut up, mate’
an appropriate name for a woodland creature, especially a ferret.
that ferret named fozzie is the cooolest
an ugly f-ckweed who likes to suck off babies and touch up cows
‘did you see that dude who shoved his hand in that cow while sucking off a baby!’
‘yeah dude he’s such a fozzie, lets rape him’
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