Frackled Unicorn
-noun
a person with the cerebral inept-tude of an inbred monkey’s r-t-rded offspring. characterized by a complete lack of humour and the ability to understand the basics of civil conversation. also a lack of understanding of concepts such as irony, symbolism, sarcasm and losing. doomed to perpetually fail every attempt at human relations.
dude 1: “wow! what a great comeback! …. not!”
dude 2: “dude, quit being such a frackled unicorn. that’s low, even for you.”
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