fraggle-dick
this is an unfortunate time in life when your b-lls are at a longer length than your d-ck. it happens a lot when your cold. it’s a natural phenomenom, you think your b-lls got bigger but really your d-ck shrunk.
holy sh-t, what a bad day. i got out of the shower and had a bad case of fraggle-d-ck! effin a cotten! effin a!
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