frampton
a long,windy fart,often consisting of several notes,of various lengths and pitches,that may almost seem to ‘speak’.
based of course on peter frampton’s talking guitar,and noteriety for long,trailing songs. the frampton is the predescessor of the brampton;that being a long, turbulent dump without interupption,and with varying range of sounds.
“to my shock and embarr-ssment,my melodic frampton gave way to a violent brampton that rang out in the public washroom.”
an alternative to the f-bomb, or when extremely irate, may be combined with “peter freakin'” to create the ultimate non-swear.
sheite muslims! i just dropped that peter freakin frampton wrench on my toe!
(verb) the act of demolishing an obnoxious person’s cell phone, in honor of rocker peter frampton, who recently demolished a fan’s cell phone onstage after repeated requests to stop taking unauthorized video of his concert.
“if you don’t put that phone away right now, i’m gonna frampton it!”
“dude wouldn’t put his phone away, so it got framptoned!”
a very dry sh-t that is hard to p-ss.
that sh-t was such a frampton. it was like i was sh-tting out sandpaper.
the act of j-zzing into a womens hand and then letting her use your j-zz as lube to jerk you off.
guy 1: dude my girl gave me a frampton last night it was amazing.
guy 2: your lucky my girl said she would never do that to me.
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